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Library Footage

Library Footage

Stonking Library has launched a new service designed for the avid in-home entertainment fan of the twenty-first century! Library card holders will now be able to borrow DVDs alongside (or,…

Best Kept Village?

Best Kept Village?

Stonking is hoping it will be three years running when the judges in the Best Kept Village Competition cast their final votes in two weeks’ time. As usual, months of…

New (Vicar)Age Technology

New (Vicar)Age Technology

The trendy vicar of a small rural church has discovered hundreds of additional worshippers to listen to his sermons – thanks to his iPod. The Revd. Arthur Spears records his…

Situation Vacant – Ferret Walker

Fancy something a bit more adventurous than dog walking? Why not gravitate towards something with a little more bite? Friendly farmer is looking for a fit, reliable, early rising individual…