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Weapon of Mass Distraction

Weapon of Mass Distraction

A part-time labourer committed a lewd act after he became aroused by women visitors wearing yellow safety tabards on a building site in Stonking, the local district court heard on…

Breach of the Pees

Breach of the Pees

Stonking resident Abel Batchelor is full of remorse after magistrates served him with an ASBO on Friday afternoon. Medworth District Council took action against Batchelor, of Gingerbread Lane, after he…

Blooming Heck!

Blooming Heck!

After Stonking’s failure in the recent Best Kept Village competition (which saw arch rivals Brambling snatch the trophy back from the village which had won it over the past two…

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Braking Nudes

Taxi driver Disraeli Gears  was horrified to be overtaken by a car driven by a nude couple last week. “I was minding my own business, singing along to Santana –…

Favourite Shop

Favourite Shop

                 Got a favourite shop in Stonking? Tell us about it and you could win any              …