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Nothing Like Starting Early – Election Manifesto for 2020!

Nothing Like Starting Early – Election Manifesto for 2020!

Even though the 2015 election has only just roared past and left us breathless in its wake, for some budding political heavyweights there is no point resting on crushed laurels,…

Unsuitable birthday present

Unsuitable birthday present

Dear Auntie Loretta, My mother-in-law bought me a virtually see-through blouse, about two sizes too small, for my birthday. Do you think she is trying to tell me something? Concerned,…

Loretta Martin, Agony Aunt

Loretta Martin, Agony Aunt

Our very own Stonking Herald agony aunt Loretta Martin  lives in a fine mock tudor residence just outside Stonking on the Chesswood road. A relative newcomer to the village, having…

The Revd Arthur Spears

35 years old, and vicar at St Andrews for the past three years, the Revd Arthur Spears is a highly principled man, which – as a vicar – is not…

Stackridge – The Final Bow Tour : Their Last!!!

In a move to rival the demise of such bands as The Beatles, Led Zeppelin and Ruptured Rectum, the very fantastic STACKRIDGE have decided to call it a day but…

Dog In A Stranger Manger

Dog In A Stranger Manger

A group of vicars has been reprimanded by police after being discovered indulging in the pursuit that has come to be known in more hedonistic circles as ‘dog-collaring’. The five…