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Bush whacking

Bush whacking

Dear Auntie Loretta, My husband has suddenly discovered a latent interest in gardening, but has all the gardening aptitude of a Sumo wrestler. Just this past weekend, he has completely…

Self-conscious husband

Self-conscious husband

Dear Auntie Loretta, My husband is very self-conscious about his tiny penis. How do I persuade him that this is more normal than he imagines? Frustrated of Storrington. Auntie Loretta…

Enter The Dragon

Enter The Dragon

A policeman called to a domestic disturbance in Stonking got more than he bargained for when he was threatened by a man wielding a 5 ft long iguana. P.C. Albert…