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Second childhood

Second childhood

Dear Aunty Loretta, My husband is a seemingly normal 58 yr old, usually content with slippers, red wine and squash but who suddenly seems to feel the need to spend…

Old Rockers Never Die…They Simply Go To Pots

Old Rockers Never Die…They Simply Go To Pots

A former rock star has been discovered living under a false name in Stonking, and working as a landscape gardener. Reg ‘Orange’ Peel moved into Stonking fifteen years ago, since…

Shit Shop Shuts

Shit Shop Shuts

One of Stonking High Street’s most iconic retail outlets is to close after 25 years of business. ‘Stonking Hardware’ is also affectionately known as ‘the shit shop’ because (according to…

Stackridge at the Ropetackle, Shoreham by Sea *****

Stackridge at the Ropetackle, Shoreham by Sea *****

Stackridge are living proof that there is no justice in the world, for if there were, they would have been one of the biggest bands of the 1970s, instead of…