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Cheeky Celeb To Turn On Stonking’s Christmas Lights

Cheeky Celeb To Turn On Stonking’s Christmas Lights

Stonking’s Christmas lights are to be turned on by local celebrity, Dolores Sphincter, on 5th December. Avid readers will remember that Dolores commenced her unstoppable rise to mediocrity by coming…

Phlegmatic Trader Opens New Shop

Phlegmatic Trader Opens New Shop

Stonking resident Derek Spew has opened a new shop in Stonking dedicated to the subject of coughing, called ‘Great Expectorations’. Derek has been a chronic catarrh sufferer for twenty years…

Basil Chives Says, “Did You Know That….?”

Basil Chives Says, “Did You Know That….?”

…….it is illegal to plough a cotton field with an elephant in North Carolina …….it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you‘re sitting on a kerb…

Maria Ferrini

Maria Ferrini

Proprietor of the Lingerie Longa shop on the High Street, Maria Ferrini has lived in the UK for all forty-four years of her life, only visiting Italy on three occasions…

Polecat Delivers Mexican Polka Fireworks Night Extravaganza

Polecat Delivers Mexican Polka Fireworks Night Extravaganza

Local landlord Rab Selwyn has managed to secure the ultra-talented (or so he tells us) High Dudgeon Mariachi Polka Band for the Fireworks Night festivities at the Rancid Polecat on…