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Mexican Waves at the Rancid Polecat

Mexican Waves at the Rancid Polecat

After their successful performance at last year’s Fireworks Night at the Rancid Polecat, landlord Rab Selwyn has managed to secure the ultra-talented (or so he tells us) High Dudgeon Mariachi…

Bone Orchard Bargains

Bone Orchard Bargains

The Rev Albert Spears of St Andrew’s Church in Stonking has asked all his parishioners over the age of 50 to let him know if they want to be buried…

Gourmet Night at the Rancid Polecat

Gourmet Night at the Rancid Polecat

Stonking publican Rab Selwyn is looking to tickle the taste buds of more than just his regular drinkers by launching a monthly Gourmet Night at his pub. The landlord of The Rancid…

Spa Bar Jars With Stonking’s Mas.

Spa Bar Jars With Stonking’s Mas.

Plans to open an exclusive men only private members’ massage and spa at the Vine and Dandy wine bar two miles outside of Stonking have been put on hold following…

Unwanted Exposure

Unwanted Exposure

Dear Auntie Loretta, I find that I am becoming ever more irritated and angry by my daily exposure to relentness rudeness, selfishness, foul language, bad manners, wandering hands and sexual…

Morris Man Hangs Up His Boots

Morris Man Hangs Up His Boots

Septuagenarian Stonking resident Daniel Druff has been forced to retire from his beloved morris dancing after a misplaced crabstick collided with his nethers and dispatched him to hospital with a…

Valentine’s Poem Winner Announced

Valentine’s Poem Winner Announced

The Stonking Herald is proud to announce the winner of the 2016 Valentine’s Poem Award in honour of lovers’ favourite day of the year, February 14th. Chosen by the Herald’s…