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Unwanted Exposure

Unwanted Exposure

Dear Auntie Loretta, I find that I am becoming ever more irritated and angry by my daily exposure to relentness rudeness, selfishness, foul language, bad manners, wandering hands and sexual…

Morris Man Hangs Up His Boots

Morris Man Hangs Up His Boots

Septuagenarian Stonking resident Daniel Druff has been forced to retire from his beloved morris dancing after a misplaced crabstick collided with his nethers and dispatched him to hospital with a…