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Auntie Loretta Advises On Modelling

Auntie Loretta Advises On Modelling

Dear Auntie Loretta, I am a vivacious 24 year old with the face of Holly Willoughby and the body of Kim Kardashian ¬†and my friends have advised me to take…

Unwanted Exposure

Unwanted Exposure

Dear Auntie Loretta, I find that I am becoming ever more irritated and angry by my daily exposure to relentness rudeness, selfishness, foul language, bad manners, wandering hands and sexual…

Second childhood

Second childhood

Dear Aunty Loretta, My husband is a seemingly normal 58 yr old, usually content with slippers, red wine and squash but who suddenly seems to feel the need to spend…

Genesis Fan

Genesis Fan

Dear Auntie Loretta, Whenever I put my favourite Genesis CD on to play, my wife turns it off. What should I do? Yours frustratedly,, Rab Abacab   Auntie Loretta says…

Aquaphobic partner

Aquaphobic partner

Dear Auntie Loretta, My Norwegian husband Oleg has an innate fear of water. Whenever we go near a swimming pool he has an anxiety attack at the very thought of…

GCSE Blues

GCSE Blues

Dear Auntie Loretta, My niece has just been awarded 10 A*s at GCSE while my daughter only achieved 2 As, 3 Bs and 5 Cs. I am worried that my…

Latvian worries

Latvian worries

Dear Auntie Loretta, My husband is planning a trip to Latvia on his own in a couple of weeks’ time, and I am worried that he won’t eat properly whilst…

Broken foot

Broken foot

Dear Auntie Loretta, My wife has broken her foot whilst we were on holiday, and now that we are back at home in Truro, I have a horrible feeling that…

Bush whacking

Bush whacking

Dear Auntie Loretta, My husband has suddenly discovered a latent interest in gardening, but has all the gardening aptitude of a Sumo wrestler. Just this past weekend, he has completely…

Self-conscious husband

Self-conscious husband

Dear Auntie Loretta, My husband is very self-conscious about his tiny penis. How do I persuade him that this is more normal than he imagines? Frustrated of Storrington. Auntie Loretta…

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