Fancy something a bit more adventurous than dog walking? Why not gravitate towards something with a little more bite? Friendly farmer is looking for a fit, reliable, early rising individual to take his pet ferret Faraday for early morning walks three days per week. Ferret lead provided but must supply your own commodious trousers and cricket box for wet weather carrying rather than walking. Please contact Albert Brown – sorry, no phone, but leave details at the Rancid Polecat.