Braking Nudes

Taxi driver Disraeli Gears  was horrified to be overtaken by a car driven by a nude couple last week. “I was minding my own business, singing along to Santana – which isn’t easy as it was an instrumental – when this car cruised past, pulled in front of me and promptly braked hard. When I got out to remonstrate, I discovered that neither the driver nor his much younger female companion was wearing  a stitch of clothing. He apologised for stopping so abruptly but blamed his companion. He said he had asked her to change gear for him and she had grabbed the wrong stick. Funny that – didn’t look to me as if they had any gear TO change. Arf arf!”

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